I haven't done a 'five' post in quite a while, well...I haven't done much posting lately but I will try to catch up soon, and today I've got something rattling around my little head so here goes.
I recently read an article about a former pop star who was quite darling when she first started her career (is it a career if you are still in high school?) but like so many young stars they begin to age and with fame and fortune comes some very un-lady-like behaviour. So it seems that a come back was not in her future and the only thing left to do is become a judge on a summertime singing contest type program. (x-factor).
Now according to my sources, in addition to being paid 15 million $$$ to do this gig, the little princess has some other requirements. Not only must she have her trainer, masseuse, nutritionist, stylist, manicurist, body guard, make up artist, and best friend by her side at all times, she must, MUST have available to her in her dressing room:
fried chicken (10 pieces thank you) soda (diet and regular), Doritos (assorted flavours in individual packets), bowls of chips, 4 pints of potato salad, and twelve vases of Magnolia blossoms.....
This got me to thinking, because that's what I do when I bored, and I began to wonder what my minimum requirements would be if I were given the chance to behave like a diva, or just a regular person with minimum requirements that don't include water, food, air, shelter. Just what would I need to have in my dressing room to be able to function each day for a few hours?
1. a driver; to get me to my dressing room each day. (aka hubby)
2. since I've never had a Mani/pedi or a massage, I might need someone for that (not hubby).
3. puffy Cheetos and real Pepsi (on a silver platter).
4. water, nuts, fruit, cheese, salmon, salads, chocolate.
5. a window that opens and someone to open it for me. (again the hubs)
....quite honestly I thought this would be easy. Just a fun, ha-ha, post to see how ridiculous I could be in my greed. Truth be told I'm not a greedy person and it does not appeal to me at all to think that I could make such silly demands on people. I guess I'll leave it to the divas! How about you?